Jonathan Holmes http://jonathanfholmes.com Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:18:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’ is a throat provoking film. http://jonathanfholmes.com/extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close-is-a-throat-provoking-film/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close-is-a-throat-provoking-film/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:36:21 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/?p=14177 http://jonathanfholmes.com/extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close-is-a-throat-provoking-film/feed/ 0 Playing a ‘Club Mix’ in a nightclub is like serving Bombay Mix in India. http://jonathanfholmes.com/playing-a-club-mix-in-a-nightclub-is-like-serving-bombay-mix-in-india/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/playing-a-club-mix-in-a-nightclub-is-like-serving-bombay-mix-in-india/#comments Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:28:08 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/?p=14171 http://jonathanfholmes.com/playing-a-club-mix-in-a-nightclub-is-like-serving-bombay-mix-in-india/feed/ 0 There’s a lot of churnalism in the Dairy Mail. http://jonathanfholmes.com/theres-a-lot-of-churnalism-in-the-dairy-mail/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/theres-a-lot-of-churnalism-in-the-dairy-mail/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:25:51 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/?p=14160 http://jonathanfholmes.com/theres-a-lot-of-churnalism-in-the-dairy-mail/feed/ 0 A clock chimes 156 times a day. There must be angels with, like, 15 wings sprouting from their backs. http://jonathanfholmes.com/a-clock-chimes-156-times-a-day-there-must-be-angels-with-like-15-wings-sprouting-from-their-back/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/a-clock-chimes-156-times-a-day-there-must-be-angels-with-like-15-wings-sprouting-from-their-back/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:03:21 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/?p=13961 http://jonathanfholmes.com/a-clock-chimes-156-times-a-day-there-must-be-angels-with-like-15-wings-sprouting-from-their-back/feed/ 0 We don't pay enough attention to ceilings, considering they're the last thing most of us will ever see. http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-we-dont-pay-enough-attention-to-ceilings-considering-theyre-the-last-thing-most-of-us-will-ever-see/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-we-dont-pay-enough-attention-to-ceilings-considering-theyre-the-last-thing-most-of-us-will-ever-see/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:02:25 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-we-dont-pay-enough-attention-to-ceilings-considering-theyre-the-last-thing-most-of-us-will-ever-see/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-we-dont-pay-enough-attention-to-ceilings-considering-theyre-the-last-thing-most-of-us-will-ever-see/feed/ 0 "Behind every great man is a great woman, then a great man, then a great woman…" (from 'Award Winning Conga Lines', 2006) http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-behind-every-great-man-is-a-great-woman-then-a-great-man-then-a-great-woman-from-award-winning-conga-lines-2006/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-behind-every-great-man-is-a-great-woman-then-a-great-man-then-a-great-woman-from-award-winning-conga-lines-2006/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:57:34 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-behind-every-great-man-is-a-great-woman-then-a-great-man-then-a-great-woman-from-award-winning-conga-lines-2006/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-behind-every-great-man-is-a-great-woman-then-a-great-man-then-a-great-woman-from-award-winning-conga-lines-2006/feed/ 0 Remember: it might be worse. http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-remember-it-might-be-worse-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-remember-it-might-be-worse-2/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:51:27 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-remember-it-might-be-worse-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-remember-it-might-be-worse-2/feed/ 0 I like that tune David Guetta does. http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-i-like-that-tune-david-guetta-does-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-i-like-that-tune-david-guetta-does-2/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:52:02 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-i-like-that-tune-david-guetta-does-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-i-like-that-tune-david-guetta-does-2/feed/ 0 If someone's boring me on Facebook, I send a "Hey how've you been/I'm feeling pretty low" message. They don't post anything public for days. http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-if-someones-boring-me-on-facebook-i-send-a-hey-howve-you-beenim-feeling-pretty-low-message-they-dont-post-anything-public-for-days-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-if-someones-boring-me-on-facebook-i-send-a-hey-howve-you-beenim-feeling-pretty-low-message-they-dont-post-anything-public-for-days-2/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 12:09:33 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-if-someones-boring-me-on-facebook-i-send-a-hey-howve-you-beenim-feeling-pretty-low-message-they-dont-post-anything-public-for-days-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-if-someones-boring-me-on-facebook-i-send-a-hey-howve-you-beenim-feeling-pretty-low-message-they-dont-post-anything-public-for-days-2/feed/ 0 FRIEND: "I can't even remember the last thing I remember." http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-friend-i-cant-even-remember-the-last-thing-i-remember-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-friend-i-cant-even-remember-the-last-thing-i-remember-2/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 04:55:25 +0000 admin http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-friend-i-cant-even-remember-the-last-thing-i-remember-2/ http://jonathanfholmes.com/hippopotaman-friend-i-cant-even-remember-the-last-thing-i-remember-2/feed/ 0