Jonathan Holmes

The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Balloon #lesserbooks
2010-05-21 07:24:33

Thus Spoke Zara Philips #lesserbooks
2010-05-21 07:30:04

Election Night

Big Tory swings all over. Fire up the Quattro. Suck on the
exhaust.
2010-05-07 00:28:51

Why is Emily Maitlis stroking the Monolith from 2001: A Space
Odyssey?
2010-05-07 00:49:43

Lembit’s gone! He didn’t forecast that! He looks like an
asteroid struck him! Cheeky cheeky Conservatives! [Get them all off your chest now]
2010-05-07 01:26:27

Jaqui Smith’s gone. Who’s wanking now? The Conservatives,
that’s who.
2010-05-07 03:42:15

Coalition Discussions

#dontdoitnick or it really will be #nickcleggsfault
2010-05-07 19:08:38

Whoever gets Number 10 now, I guarantee there won’t be any paper-clips and ‘Bigot’ will be burnt in the carpet.
2010-05-10 16:25:52

Are we watching the end of ‘Gordon’s Wonderful Life’, and any moment he’ll wake up in Granita and tell Tony he’s not that bothered really?
2010-05-10 17:04:25

Attractive family, although Gordon looks like one of those
ghosts that only show up after the photograph’s developed.
2010-05-11 18:34:43

£5 says Cameron just laughs maniacally.
2010-05-11 19:44:15